More than You've Ever Wanted to Know about Ears

I’ll tell you what, the oddest thing is happening.

It started three days ago. The little rim on the top of my ear has been hurting all the time. i don't know how to describe it, it's like it has been twisted and bent and smashed with a heavy book.

I haven’t bumped it against anything, I haven’t twisted or twiddle with it at all from what i can remember. I don’t listen to big, poofy headphones that may hurt it after a while.

It boggles my mind.

Perhaps it’s broken. What’s that stuff in your ear called? Cattlebridge or something?

Except usually when things are broken, usually someone has to break them.

Perhaps I did it? It was a full moon last week, I’ve heard about people doing odd things during a full moon.

Did I somehow turn into some ear cattlebridge snapping ape-man?

It boggles my mind.

I drew an anatomy of the human ear to further express my situation.   

I showed my mom this and she said I should get a job as a diagram artist for doctors. I couldn't agree more.